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Warning: Language may offend 

A Mother’s Verse 

This baby’s got me so confused

Where’s my jacket 

Where’re my shoes

Is it morning

Or is it night

This baby’s got me so uptight

Is he happy or is he mad

I just don’t know 

Go ask his Dad 

This baby’s got me so confused

At 2pm 

I sing the blues

Cuz the day’s half gone 

My clothes are amuck

And my only words are 

Fuck fuck FUCK 

This baby’s got me wild ‘n’ crazy

I used to sit 

And chat o’er tea

But now I’m wipin’ spit up 

Screaming God help me!

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4 thoughts on “Warning: Language may offend 

  1. Haha this is great. I know it’s not always funny in the moment, but keeping a sense of humour throughout these child rearing years is what gets you through I think. Thanks for this verse. May have to frame it for the nursery 😛

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